fat kid.

This one time I trained for a half ironman and ate a whole lot of food and turned into a chunkster. 

Look at those cheeks. 

During my 2nd half this September I intend to cross the finish line looking a little more like a triathlete and less like a kid who loves cake (and icecream . . . and pizza . . . and indian food . . . and bread . . . and candy . . . and pie . . . ). 

Let's put things into perspective . . . .

        chunky half iron man eater            recent picture of less chunky kid

embarrassing, right?

(it is past midnight. Judgement is worse at the time, yeah? So maybe I'll wake up and be like "oh crap I put a hideous picture of myself on my blog last night-I gotta get that off there!")